"The US Postal Corps is recruiting in record numbers this fall, in anticipation of a busy winter with many sending gifts, cards and care packages to loved ones. The entry exam for trainees is rumored to be updated from previous years..."
"I'm sorry Mr. Glass, it looks like you're awaiting a criminal trial. I'm afraid you can't sit the exam with criminal charges pending."
"It was a stupid mistake! The fence was broken, I just walked through. I didn't even know I was in the NAIL. Anyway, when is it you're leaving?"
"Monday. I'm gonna spend two weeks in Vegas, then head out to LA for at least a month. It'll be good to get out of town, too many people recognize me here. It's getting on my nerves."
"Are you Q Reynolds? Did you say that thing on stage at the Solar Room about llamas? I've been meaning to chew your ear about that..."