"Goodnight People, and welcome to the Goodnight People taste-- take-- tape show, where I'm here to, to talk to you and just kind of, say goodnight, if you don't have anybody else to say goodnight to you, or even if you do but maybe you just need a little extra, I'm here for you, to say goodnight, and talk about whatever in the night so's you can fall asleep... "
"Got it? I'm not touching any skin, right?"
"Yeah I'm good man, thank you-- ow, fuck..."
"You can cover for me tonight? Thanks a lot. Yeah, I got the contact rash too..."
"Q practically carried me out of the woods and didn't touch my skin the whole time, and then the nurse at the clinic IMMEDIATELY put her bare hand on my arm putting on a blood pressure cuff. Nah, I've got some calamine, thanks though."
"Haha, you're welcome for the extra shift! Hey, I don't have to worry about that much longer... I'm going for my Postal Corps entrance exam tomorrow!"