A banner image. To the left, a cassette tape with a label that says IS IT BULLSHIT? A woman with bangs, cats-eye glasses and large headphones speaks into a hanging mic. To her right, close-up of someone's bare arm with a nasty rash, their other hand reaching to scratch.

"Perhaps you've seen an angsty teen wearing a shirt that says, 'I'm allergic to humans.' But what if this wasn't just edgy hyperbole? What if some people actually are allergic to their fellow human beings? That's what we've set off to investigate today. Human allergies: Is It Bullshit?"

Still in the woods, Q peers at something in the distance and starts to point. Greg is looking into a hollow tree stump.

"Dude, shh, look over there. See that?"

In the background, Q and Greg are both standing now and staring open-mouthed at the figure in the foreground: a man wearing a disturbingly realistic goat-head mask.

"Holy shit, it's the QA County Goat Man!"

Greg and Q running through the woods, half-scared but laughing.

"Haha, run dude!"
"I can't believe it, it's like two weeks til Halloween!"

"Fuck!"