"On today's show, we're talking stashes that look like things. Some puzzlemakers, including myself, like to surprise our mapstashers with containers that go beyond the usual lunchbox or empty peanut-butter jar. But how clever is too clever?"
Cori's working today. I only know their name from overhearing one of the other baristas say it. I talk to them at least three times a week and I've still never introduced myself.
"Why don't you talk to them, man? Get their number."
"Anyway, you know it would be pointless. Man I'm getting some bad compass wiggle out here."
"It's all the magnets in the NAIL, dude."
"The hint is 'trees.' Son of a bitch."